The Ambridge Socialist

The Ambridge Socialist
The real Borsetshire Echo: 60 years of class struggle in Ambridge
16th February 2011 CONTACT KEITH FLETT 07803 167266
Special Royal Visit issue

Camilla:Ambridge Socialist Welcome Censored by BBC
A sizeable number of the socialists of Ambridge gathered outside Grey Gables from 6pm on Wednesday 16th February to protest at the visit of Royal Scrounger Camilla to the village. Sticks were optional but numbers carried them as a sign of solidarity with student protesters. The BBC coverage of the Duchess’s visit deliberately censored news of the protests following the usual Reithian principles.

Whatever happened to the Archers Anarchists?
Originating in Tory Party Central Office, although apparently also including some genuine anarchists, for years the Archers Anarchists have pretended to be a left-wing grouping in the village. Their absence from the Camilla protests shows which side they are really on. Ambridge Socialist Editor Keith Flett said ‘Of course the Anarchists claim that the Archers is real and there is no cast and yet on the rare occasion when this is true, such as the visit of the Royal Scrounger they are silent. We suspect Dave Cameron called them off.

Camilla visit: The principled & the flunkeys
The Tories of Ambridge grovel when a Royal such as Camilla shows up in the village, but what of the rest of the inhabitants? Ed Grundy proved that he remains a rebel as Twitter noted he was spending the day with the cows playing the Sex Pistols God Save The Queen. But flunkeys there were including turncoat lefties such as the Dawkinsite Professor Jim Lloyd and erstwhile eco-campaigner Lynda Snell.

In Other News
The Duchess of Cornwall who by any standards is ancient has told the BBC she has been listening to the Archers for 30 years. So a newcomer then
When will David Confess he murdered Nigel? We are betting on June.

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