The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that it hopes the ancient May Day tradition of Beard Waggling will levitate Rishi Sunak out of 10 Downing St.
The beard waggle involves shaking the beard vigorously from side to side and in doing so stimulating air currents that can cause objects to levitate slightly.
The BLF traditionally asks its supporters on the traditional London May Day march from Clerkenwell Green, to waggle their beards individually or collectively as the mood takes them to celebrate the arrival of Spring and to strike a blow against a clean-shaven political culture
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, we are hoping this year that if weather conditions are right the force of the May Day beard waggle will create atmospheric conditions which will levitate Rishi Sunak out of 10 Downing St.
How to practice for May Day beard waggling
1] Make sure the beard is in a good aero-dynamic state. If you have not pruned it so far in 2024 now is the time to do so.
2] Make sure the beard is supple but also dry.
3] Inspect the beard for any split ends or damaged hairs that may impede a waggle
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