The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has warned Boris Johnson, who is 60 on June 19th, to avoid growing the beard of political defear.
As a Premier Johnson was a clean shaven disaster, such a disaster in fact that he is not campaigning for the Tories in the 2024 Election but instead is off on yet another holiday.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, our birthday message to Boris Johnson, is to please avoid doing anything that brings the hirsute into disrepute and that includes growing a beard of political defeat.
He’s not looking well is he