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Will David persuade Ruth to admire the view from Lower Loxley roof?
Ruth Archer would be well advised to take care in the weeks ahead. She may have an accident. In particular she should avoid any suggestion from David Archer to admire the view from the roof of Lower Loxley…..
The real reason why David Archer won’t go
David Archer has decided not to go to Holy Hell or wherever it was the plan was to depart for. Rooth is annoyed (and perhaps a good deal more than that) but the real question is why David has a done a U-Turn. He has claimed to the BBC that it was about the heritage of Brookfield and some rather mystical duty (which he probably read about in the Daily Telegraph) to up hold it.
In reality The Ambridge Socialist suspects that Archer thought that his numerous murders were very likely to be discovered if he was not on the scene to shut those up who might say something. The toy farm clearly had a role in this, but as yet it is unclear why that is linked to the Archer murders
Titchener: what does the future hold? By Peter Budge
I think Caroline will tell Oliver, Oliver will go to ban Rob from the hunt and Rob will lash out at Oliver but graze his knuckles thus providing blood for the DNA test. However the confusion will cause Oliver to be named as the father of Jess’ child and Caroline will divorce him leaving Ed with nowhere to keep his beef cattle – remember she is Will’s godmother.
The Voiceless of Ambridge by Peter Budge
Pru Forrest has suddenly emerged as Judi Dench – although when a barmaid at The Bull she definitely had a voice. Who would come in to play those who have never had a voice even if just for one line? Can I offer Penelope Keith as Jean Harvey and Barbara Windsor as Sabrina Thwaites for starters? Christine seems to have joined the voiceless and she is an Archer!
In Other News
When Kenton returns from Australia will be the same person
Lilian is planning to move in with Brian (and Jennifer)
Titchener has been cut off as Peggy decides to change her will so Helen does not inherit property….