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BLF sanctions Chelsea Manager Tuchel for bringing the hirsute into disrepute

In Uncategorized on August 15, 2022 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

15th August

Contact BLF Organiser Keith Flett 07803 167266

BLF sanctions Chelsea Manager Tuchel for bringing the hirsute into disrepute

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has sanctioned Chelsea manager Thomas Tuchel for bringing the hirsute into disrepute.

The decision comes after a review of Sunday’s Chelsea v Tottenham Premiership game when Tuchel and Spurs manager Conte were both shown red cards after an arm wrestling contest at the conclusion of the match.

Video evidence seen by the BLF shows that Tuchel appears to have been the aggressor.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, football managers were an aggressively clean shaven bunch but in recent times facial hair has become a feature of the successful manager. In this case however Thomas Tuchel has brought the hirsute into disrepute and the BLF will not be promoting his image or activities for the next four weeks.

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