Beard Liberation Front
PRESS RELEASE 16th October
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THE CRYPT DOOR SWINGS OPEN ON THE SCARIEST HALLOWEEN BEARD POLL
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, which campaigns against irrational prejudice against the hirsute, has said that the crypt has opened on the Scariest Beard of Halloween 2020 poll
The title, awarded each year on October 31st, takes a wry look at Halloween festivities by identifying the scariest beard in the public eye. The winner is likely to win by the narrowest crack of a squeaky floorboard.
The BLF does not generally believe that beards are scary a view promoted by generations of pogonophobes.
It is accepted though that on a dark moonless night as a beard looms through the gloom, nerves may rise a little as to what lies behind the beard.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said as midnight approaches the poll could get scary. To be safe. Vote now
Scary Beard of Halloween 2020
Richard Branson
Bono
Noel Edmonds
Laurence Fox
Philip Green
Lord Sugar
Antony Worrall Thompson
Eric Trump
I nominate current CDC director (and Trump stooge) Robert R. Redfield.