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The crypt door swings open on the Scariest Halloween beard poll

In Uncategorized on October 16, 2020 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

PRESS RELEASE 16th October

contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

THE CRYPT DOOR SWINGS OPEN ON THE SCARIEST HALLOWEEN BEARD POLL

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, which campaigns against irrational prejudice against the hirsute, has said that the crypt has opened on the  Scariest Beard of Halloween 2020 poll

The title, awarded each year on October 31st, takes a wry look at Halloween festivities by identifying the scariest beard in the public eye. The winner is likely to win by the narrowest crack of a squeaky floorboard.

The BLF does not generally believe that beards are scary a view promoted by generations of pogonophobes.

It is accepted though that on a dark moonless night as a beard looms through the gloom, nerves may rise a little as to what lies behind the beard.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said as midnight approaches the poll could get scary. To be safe. Vote now

Scary Beard of Halloween 2020

Richard Branson

Bono

Noel Edmonds

Laurence Fox

Philip Green

Lord Sugar

Antony Worrall Thompson

Eric Trump

One Response to “The crypt door swings open on the Scariest Halloween beard poll”

  1. I nominate current CDC director (and Trump stooge) Robert R. Redfield.

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