Virat Kohli’s ‘hipster’ beard key to Indian success in First Test

In Uncategorized on August 4, 2018 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

Media release 4th August

Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

Campaigners say Virat Kohli’s hipster beard key to Indian impact in First Test

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that the beard of Indian cricket captain Virat Kohli has been the key to the impact of the Indian cricket team in the first Test against England at Edgbaston.

While many England players sport facial hair this is mostly grown and worn haphazardly. By contrast Kohli has designed and sculpted his beard both to have the maximum distraction influence on the opposition and to maximise aerodymanic advantage when batting

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, Virat Kohli has brought the hipster beard to Test cricket while England struggle with the design of their facial hair. A beard consultant is needed before the second Test at Lords.


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