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Emergency wind bulletin for the hirsute: take action now

In Uncategorized on July 28, 2018 by kmflett

Emergency wind bulletin for the hirsute

Contact Keith Flett           07803 167266

28th July

BEARD WEARERS WARNED: WIND CAN DAMAGE YOUR BEARD

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that as high winds are set to sweep across the UK on Sunday beard wearers are strongly advised to take special care of their beards.

The campaigners say that while danger to life and limb is the central issue when extreme weather hits, a secondary concern for organic beard wearers is that exposing the beard to high and blustery winds may blow the beard out of shape and can cause permanent hair and follicle damage in some cases.

It is less likely that designer and some hipster beards will suffer significant wind damage

The BLF advises the following precautions:

Keep the beard slightly damp at all times by immersing it in a glass of hazy IPA or imperial stout. This will give solidity to the beard hairs and prevent them being blown around.

Use a scarf to protect the beard at all times

Secure the beard with elastic bands, strapping the hairs to the chin

If the beard is blown out of shape use a hair dryer to re-form the hairs in the correct position and then stay indoors for a several hours to allow the hairs and follicles to recover

BLF organiser Keith Flett said, the answer is most definitely not blowin’ in the wind today. We advise the hirsute to take care out there

 

 

 

The Beard Liberation Front announces the Beard Friendly Pub of the Year on 14th January

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