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Campaigners back porridge as a beard nutrient

In Uncategorized on July 8, 2018 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

Media Release

8th July

Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

Campaigners back porridge as a beard nutrient

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers has said that it backs porridge as a beard nutrient.

The central component of porridge- oats- is important for a healthy beard although porridge is by far the only way to consume them. Cereal bars are a more beard friendly alternative while oat-based beers, often characterised by a hazy appearance are also popular with many beard wearers.

Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn’s reported view is that one of the things he attributes a long and healthy life to is eating a daily bowl of porridge.

The campaigners say that there is no doubt that porridge is healthy, nutritious and tasty.

Guidelines

Eating porridge with a beard must be done with care. Getting porridge in the beard can lead to serious follicle damage.

A simple answer is to wear a beard snood- a form of beard scarf- while eating the porridge to make sure none goes in the beard and damages it.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, we tend to think that during the summer beard wearers seek oats in beer or cereal bars but there is no reason not to have a daily bowl of porridge provided care is taken.

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