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Beard Alert issued as flying ants swarm in London

In Uncategorized on July 4, 2018 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

PRESS RELEASE

4th July

Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

Beard Alert issued as flying ants swarm in London

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers which campaigns against beardism, irrational prejudice against the hirsute has issued a rare Beard Alert covering the whole of Greater London as flying ants have swarmed across the Capital.

Such has been the impact that play has been interrupted at Wimbledon by flying ants.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/millions-of-flying-ants-swarm-across-london-in-annual-breeding-frenzy-even-disrupting-play-at-a3879496.html

The campaigners say that the ants have a tendency to fly into and become lodged in the beard thereby feeding the oldest pogonophobic prejudice that the hirsute have things stuck in their beards.

The BLF says that the Flying Ant crisis while important is also temporary and will last only for a few days. However during this period beard wearers are advised to dampen their beards with a hoppy beer on a regular basis to keep the ants at bay

BLF organiser Keith Flett said, there have been doubters on social media claiming that flying ants are a ‘local’ problem. The BLF does not issue  Beard Alerts lightly and for the moment beard wearers need to take the flying ant swarms very seriously indeed.

 

 

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