Southgate & Kane Beard Power sees England through to World Cup Quarter Finals

In Uncategorized on July 3, 2018 by kmflett

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Southgate & Kane Beard Power sees England through to World Cup Quarter Finals

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers which campaigns against beardism, irrational prejudice against the hirsute has celebrated England’s World Cup victory on Penalties against Colombia as a victory for Beard Power.

Both England manager Gareth Southgate and England captain Harry Kane are consistent beard wearers.

The campaigners say that the Beard Power of the 2018 England team constrasts with the mostly clean-shaven failures of earlier campaigns as the beards of the England players add both gravitas and areo-dynamic advantage on the pitch

BLF organiser Keith Flett said, Tuesday showed that the clean shaven era of England management, the Hodgson’s and Allardyce’s, was a disaster as was the failure to have a hirsute England captain, Gareth Southgate and Harry Kane have at last shown what beard power can do for English football.

Vote for Harry Kane as the Beard of the World Cup here:



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