Articles

Campaigners back Joe Root’s beard power at the Oval

In Uncategorized on July 27, 2017 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

27th July

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has backed England captain Joe Root’s beardpower to lead England to victory over South Africa at the 100th Oval Test.

The campaigners say that Root has judiciously pruned his beard since Trent Bridge for added gravitas and impact on the field.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said we reject criticism of Root’s beard as pogonophobic. It is potentially match winning.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: