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Campaigners offer England cricket captain Joe Root beard guidance

In Uncategorized on July 14, 2017 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

15th July

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that it is fully backing England cricket captain Joe Root’s beard despite criticism.

The campaigners say the beard adds gravitas to Root’s captaincy.

However the campaigners say, the beard is work in progress. The England captain can steps to further promote his beard. These include:

Rubbing small amounts of dust from the pitch into the beard. This promotes organic growth

Prudent pruning as advocated by Test Match Special’s Charles Dagnall

Prolonged occupation of the batting crease will enhance follicle development 

Immersion of the chin in a glass of craft beer.

BLF organiser Keith Flett said, we back Joe Root’s beard against the pogonophobes, but it is work in progress

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