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Campaigners say Jeremy Corbyn’s trimmed beard at Glastonbury ‘in-line’ with summer guidelines

In Uncategorized on June 24, 2017 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

24th June

Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

Campaigners say Jeremy Corbyn’s trimmed beard at Glastonbury ‘in-line’ with summer guidelines

Beard Liberation Front summer beard guidelines date back to Marx

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers which campaigns against beardism, has said that Jeremy Corbyn’s trimmed beard when he appeared on stage at Glastonbury on Saturday afternoon was fully in-line with long standing summer guidelines

BLF organiser Keith Flett said, while there is absolutely no need to fully shave off the beard in the UK when warm temperatures occur prudent trimming is acceptable.

When in Algiers in 1882 Karl Marx had a full beard trim, as opposed to pruning, and exceptionally this is also permitted when temperatures rise in the summer.

The campaign group says that a change to warm temperatures can mean that the beard is unused to the conditions and follicles may dry out and wither unless precautions are taken.

Guidelines for maintaining the Beard in hot weather

Moderate summer trimming may be in order, following the guidelines set by Marx in 1882

If the beard starts to over-heat immersing it in the freezer cabinet of the nearest supermarket will provide an instant remedy

Hand held fans may also be used to ventilate the beard

If the beard starts to dry out in the heat and follicles become brittle immersion in a pint of craft beer will moisturise and nourish the beard

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