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Beard campaigners say lack of organic knitted beards at Glastonbury is unfortunate

In Uncategorized on June 23, 2017 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front press release

23rd June

Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

Beard campaigners say lack of organic knitted beards at Glastonbury is unfortunate

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that the lack of organic knitted beards at this week’s Glastonbury festival is unfortunate.

While the festival has arranged for pre-erected tents no provision has been made for the clean shaven who want to celebrate the Beard Power of Michael Eavis and Jeremy Corbyn

BLF organiser Keith Flett said, Glastonbury 2017 is about beard power so its disappointing that no organic knitted beards are available.

Notes

Micheal Eavis faces Jeremy Corbyn for the Hirsute Personality 2017. Result on Sunday

 

 

 

 

 

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