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Corbyn hits peak beard as temperature soars to the highest for 40 years

In Uncategorized on June 21, 2017 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front
Media Release
21st June
Contact: Keith Flett 07803 167266

Corbyn hits peak beard as temperature soars to the highest for 40 years

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has hit ‘Peak Beard’ as temperatures were predicated to soar to 34C in some areas on Wednesday, the highest since 1976.

The campaigners say that Mr Corbyn’s trimmed beard style is ideal for hot weather and is already setting new beard trends.
The trimmed beard can protect against the sun but will not cause over heating due to the density of follicles.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, it’s clear that on MidSummer’s Day Jeremy Corbyn is not only setting the political weather he is also revolting into style with a beard that is promoting a new trend across the hirsute world.

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