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Urgent guidelines for beard wearers eating ice-cream in hot weather issued

In Uncategorized on June 18, 2017 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front
Media Release 18th June
Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

Urgent guidelines for beard wearers eating ice-cream in hot weather issued

If you must eat an ice-cream cornet protect the beard with a snood

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has updated its guidelines on eating ice-cream in warm or hot weather with high temperatures in some parts of the UK this weekend and next week.

The campaigners say that extra care must be taken when it is hot to make sure that ice-cream does not melt in the beard, creating a sticky mess that can seriously damage the beard.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, our advice to the hirsute is simple: take care out there

Guidelines on heating ice cream in hot weather

For the inexperienced beard wearer eating ice cream in hot weather is best avoided. The ice cream may melt and find it’s way into the beard while being eaten, creating a sticky and unpleasant mess
Eating ice-cream cornets is not advised.
However if the urge to eat a cornet becomes too great a beard snood should be worn to protect the facial hair
If ice-cream is eaten, consuming it from a tub where amounts can be carefully controlled is the BLF approved method. This should avoid difficulties

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