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Beard campaigners give qualified welcome to Corbyn’s daily bowl of porridge

In Uncategorized on June 1, 2017 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front
Media Release
2nd June
Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

Beard campaigners give qualified welcome to Corbyn’s daily bowl of porridge

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has given a qualified welcome to Jeremy Corbyn’s reported view that one of the things he attributes a long and healthy life to is eating a daily bowl of porridge.

The campaigners say that there is no doubt that porridge is healthy, nutritious and tasty.

However they say that eating porridge with a beard must be done with care. Getting porridge in the beard can lead to serious follicle damage.

Fortunately there is a simple answer which is to wear a beard snood- a form of beard scarf- while eating the porridge to make sure none goes in the beard and damages it.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, Jeremy Corbyn is right about porridge and no doubt is an expert at avoiding porridge/beard contact. However for the less well versed a snood is a good idea.

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