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Beard Liberation Front backs Arsenal for the FA Cup

In Uncategorized on May 27, 2017 by kmflett

Statement 27th May

Jeremy Corbyn with the Mayor of Haringey Steve Mann

After deliberation the Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that it will be backing Arsenal to beat Chelsea in the FA Cup Final.

The BLF notes that long term Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has never had a beard but that seven times winner of the Parliamentary Beard of the Year and Labour Leader Jeremy Corbyn is an Arsenal supporter.

Arsenal display sporadic beard power on the pitch, while Chelsea tend more to clean shaven barberism.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, the decision to back Arsenal was a close shave but with Jeremy Corbyn’s beard power on their side they may just about manage a 1-0 result.

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