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Beard campaigners warn Nuttall on Boston & Skegness

In Uncategorized on April 29, 2017 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front press release

29th April

Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

Beard Campaigners warn Nuttall on Boston & Skegness

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has warned self-styled UKIP leader Paul Nuttall that aside from having generally no chance of winning Boston & Skegness in the General Election on June 8th he specifically has no chance if he continues to wear a beard.

None of the MPs for the Constituency since 1997 Richard Body, Mark Simmons and Matt Warman has had a beard and the campaigners say that it is unlikely that voters will back a candidate with a dodgy beard like Nuttall.

The Beard Liberation Front, backed by supporter’s polls, has consistently called for Nuttall to shave his beard off on the grounds it is bringing the hirsute into disrepute.

BLF organiser Keith Flett said, Paul Nuttall is one of life’s losers. Whatever made him grow a beard, we suspect he forgot to shave, he needs to purge himself of facial hair promptly.

 

 

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One Response to “Beard campaigners warn Nuttall on Boston & Skegness”

  1. I’m somewhat ill at ease at the fact that a ‘beard’ lives on the face of UKIP’s Nuttall and trust a society exists to protects ‘beards’ from persons like Nuttall as they cause havoc across the UK. Indeed, if the beard belonged to the Labour Party I’d actually ask the NEC and Compliance Unit to investigate and hopefully have the beard expelled for bringing the Party into disrepute – it does look a little red, or are my eyes playing games with me?

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