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Hirsute set for traditional May Day beard waggle

In Uncategorized on April 26, 2017 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

PRESS RELEASE 26th April

Contact Keith Flett      07803 167266

HIRSUTE SET FOR TRADITIONAL MAY DAY BEARD WAGGLE

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that the ancient May Day tradition of Beard Waggling will be revived once again on Monday May 1st as, with the weather set reasonably fair in many areas, the hirsute will celebrate the coming of Spring by waggling their beards

The beard waggle, a traditional British May Day custom, involves shaking the beard vigorously from side to side and in doing so stimulating air currents that can cause objects to levitate slightly.

Waggling the beard when it has become damp due to rain however is virtually impossible.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett, The Beard Waggle is one of the great May Day traditions but it went into decline with the rise of the safety razor. Now however with the hipster culture of beards, the waggle is firmly back and is gaining in popularity each year.

Beard Liberation Front guide to beard waggling

1] Ensure the beard is supple. This may be done by moistening is slightly with water or, if preferred, craft beer.

2] Choose a suitable to waggle, preferably in the sun rather than the shade

3] Move the beard vigorously from side to side and then up and down while otherwise standing still. Repeat several times

4] While waggling the traditional chant is, Hail the Beard, Hail Spring

5] Alternatively beard wagglers may simply intone Om, Om, Om

 

 

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