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Campaigners say Osborne could make Evening Standard a beard free pogonophobes Bible

In Uncategorized on March 17, 2017 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

Media release 17th March

Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

Campaigners say Osborne could make Evening Standard a beard free pogonophobes Bible

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has warned that new ‘editor’ of the London Evening Standard, failed politician George Osborne, could be set to turn it into a pogonophobes Bible.

Osborne is notorious both for appearing clean shaven and also has someone who backs policies involving cuts and haircuts.

The campaigners say that London is the beard capital of the UK and while the Standard doesn’t major on this occasional nods to the hirsute do occur, particularly in the associated Standard magazine. The danger is that Osborne could shave this coverage.

The Standard’s owner Lebedev, while hirsute, has no record of active opposition to pogonophobia

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, our concern is that under Osborne London’s only evening paper will not be beard friendly but instead promote pogonophobic division.

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One Response to “Campaigners say Osborne could make Evening Standard a beard free pogonophobes Bible”

  1. Living in the alleged Northern Powerhouse I might say Osbourne has done nothing for the hirsute or clean shaven up here.

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