The Ambridge Socialist
65 years of the class struggle in Borsetshire
Marriage of the Year in prospect
According to the BBC’s report from Ambridge on Friday, Justin has decided to leave Miranda and start an even more public liaison with Lillian. We could speculate that Justin may not be too well but perhaps he simply likes Ambridge and the country folk who live there. Whatever his reasons divorce must surely beckon and as previously reported in the Ambridge Socialist, divorce means £££££
Nicholas Lezard, Poet in residence at The Bull comments on the Marriage of the Year:
Here is the news just in:
Lillian’s snapped up Justin.
This is very good for Lillian:
The old goat’s worth a million. (Work in progress.)
‘A dreary provincial soiree’. Miranda hits back
Earlier in the week Miranda took her revenge. Going for a post-party horse ride with Lillian she both damned Jennifer’s party as dreary and made it clear that the liaison between Lillian and Justin was at an end. It was a magnificent encounter but it turned out to be fake news.
The Godmother has called in Lilian and told her she has behaved badly. Expect more horse news.
In other news
PC Burns is still recruiting for the Ambridge cricket team
Some cows have escaped but have been mostly rounded up again
Lynda is still pursuing traffic calming in Ambridge