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Hirsute give guidance on how to kiss a Valentine’s Day beard

In Uncategorized on February 13, 2017 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

PRESS RELEASE 13th February

Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

HIRSUTE GIVE GUIDANCE ON HOW TO KISS A VALENTINE’S DAY BEARD

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The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has issued guidance on how to kiss a beard as Valentine’s Day approaches.

The campaigners say that kissing stubble is generally best avoided but that a full beard should be soft and silky on the lips. Even so there are definite protocols involved in how and how not to kiss a beard

SEVEN STEPS TO KISSING A VALENTINE’S DAY BEARD

The beard is best approached from the side rather than the front

Ideally choose an area halfway between the ear and the lips

Place the lips on the beard and kiss it.

It is best to avoid wet kissing of the beard in most circumstances

Do not suck in beard hairs to the mouth as you kiss the beard.

Gentle stimulation of the beard with the tongue is generally believed to be mildly erotic and appropriate for a Valentine’s Day kiss

Repeat the kiss to taste

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said There is something about a beard that makes it an essential part of the Valentine’s Day experience. To kiss a beard is a truly romantic thing

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