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The Ambridge Socialist. Titchener is missing

In Uncategorized on January 29, 2017 by kmflett

The Ambridge Socialist

January 29th CONTACT KEITH FLETT 07803 167266

The real Borsetshire Echo: 65 years of class struggle in Ambridge

Titchener is Missing

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They seek him here, they seek him there but Titchener is officially missing from Ambridge. Few if any Ambridge Socialist readers will be concerned about this, except to speculate where he might be. Alan has tried to contact him on the Batphone but failed. Tony has checked his former flat. It is empty and to let. Meanwhile Ursula has turned up in person and in one of the most magnificent scenes in recent Archers history Pat has chucked out of the Bridge Farm shop.

Rob was believed to be leaving on a jet plane to Minnesota to take a job as Trump’s agricultural advisor, but has he?

Tracy dumps Roy

In an unexpected but prudent development Tracy has dumped Roy because he is dull. Time for a tweak to his Spreadsheet of Lurve

In other news

Jill has invited Toby and Pip for a conciliatory meal. Next stop ACAS

Josh plans a website for second hand farm machinery

David has rejected Rex for a job on the farm on the grounds he is not a farmer but his money is about to run out (as is Tobys).

 

 

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