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January 15th CONTACT KEITH FLETT 07803 167266
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Stefan is alive! (but for how long?)
It was Friday the 13th and that proved to be bad news for Titchener as Stefan reappeared.
The BBC reported the details here:
Regular readers of the Ambridge Socialist will recall that Stefan was the farm worker who saw Titchener blocking a culvert that led directly to the Great Flood of Ambridge in early 2015. Stefan told David Archer what he had seen and then disappeared. It was widely assumed that Titchener had murdered Stefan because he knew too much. Indeed 76% of Ambridge Socialist readers backed this view in 2016:
It now appears that Titchener paid Stefan to leave the country, presumably out of his joint bank account with Helen, although possibly with money fiddled out of his then job as herd manager.
Whichever it was Stefan is back in the country and he wants more money from Titchener not to expose him.
What is the likely outcome?
New ruling class crisis in Ambridge as Justin is put on restricted duties
2017 has started with a new crisis for the ruling class of Ambridge. Justin Elliott who for some time has been positioning himself to play the role of Patrician of Borsetshire has been put on restricted duties by his partner Miranda. His Borsetshire social diary, arranged by his mistress Lilian, has been purged of nearly all engagements as Justin has more important business interests elsewhere. Time for a crisis meeting of Borsetshire Land one would have thought. And if Justin is deprioritising Ambridge does he really need bag carrier Titchener? Developments on Friday 13th may offer the clue to that.
In the meantime at Brian’s champagne party, Justin has made it clear to Lilian that it is not over…
Spreadsheets of Love
Roy has found romance with Tracy Horrobin but sadly his spreadsheet of love still will not acknowledge the fact.