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The Ambridge Socialist: 2nd Jan 2017, Lower Loxley roof…

In Uncategorized on January 1, 2017 by kmflett

The Ambridge Socialist

January 1st CONTACT KEITH FLETT 07803 167266

The real Borsetshire Echo: 65 years of class struggle in Ambridge

Who will fall from Lower Loxley roof this year?

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On January 2nd 2011 David Archer lured much loved Borsetshire character Nigel Pargetter on to the roof of Lower Loxley under the pretext of taking down a banner advertising Xmas and New Year events. Archer then pushed him off the roof to his death. With the usual diligence we have come to expect from the Borsetshire police (particularly where the Archer dynasty is concerned) no action was taken against him.

We expect Archer to repeat his endeavour this year but who will be asking to join him on the roof and will they or Archer get to ‘fall off’?

Kirsty is pregnant, Toby has left for Brighton

Kirsty is pregnant and the BBC are reporting that the father is Tom a former partner. Perhaps so, but we wonder why Toby has mysteriously disappeared to Brighton and whether anyone had checked Brian Aldridge’s Spreadsheet of Love recently

Ambridge in 2017

In an unexpected move Titchener takes over as landlord of The Bull

Toby Fairbrother leaves the village (we hope)

The Grundys at last start to market their cider as a tourist attraction to Ambridge, and Eddie starts a Wurzels tribute band.

Brian and Adam split the farm and build a wall down the middle

 

 

 

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