CAMPAIGN FOR REAL SANTAS
Organised by the Beard Liberation Front
Press release 10th December
Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266
SHORTLIST FOR REAL ORGANIC SANTA OF THE YEAR REVEALED
The Campaign for Real Santas, which campaigns for Santas to have genuine organic or knitted beards, has unveiled its shortlist for the real organic Santa of the Year.
The nominations for Real Santa of 2016 are:-
Philip Ardagh, author
Brian Blessed, Actor
Alan Moore, Author
Jay Rayner, Writer & Broadcaster
Ricky Tomlinson, Actor and Activist
The poll closes at 6pm on Saturday 17th December
The Campaign for Real Santas believes that only Santas with genuine, organic or knitted beards should be deputies for Santa, world famous for his organic beard, in the run up to Xmas
Campaigners have urged parents and children to vigorously tug the beards of Santas they encounter as a definitive test as to whether they are in the presence of a real Santa or not. If the Santa is not real and the beard is made of cotton wool it will come away when tugged by the child
CFRS organiser Keith Flett said, the competition for the best Real Santa is once again bristling.
HOW TO SPOT A GENUINE SANTA
Tug the beard of the Santa. If it comes away, then the Santa is FAKE
Tug the beard of the Santa again. If the Santa swears then they are genuine. If they simply repeat a ‘ho ho ho’ mantra they are FAKE
The Campaign For Real Santas says that genuine Santas must have just the right mix of bonhomie and gruffness and a real organic beard.