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Shortlist for real Organic Santa of the Year revealed

In Uncategorized on December 10, 2016 by kmflett

CAMPAIGN FOR REAL SANTAS

Organised by the Beard Liberation Front

Press release       10th December

Contact Keith Flett                                                  07803 167266

SHORTLIST FOR REAL ORGANIC SANTA OF THE YEAR REVEALED

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The Campaign for Real Santas, which campaigns for Santas to have genuine organic or knitted beards, has unveiled its shortlist for the real organic Santa of the Year.

The nominations for Real Santa of 2016 are:-

Philip Ardagh, author

Brian Blessed, Actor

Alan Moore, Author

Jay Rayner, Writer & Broadcaster

Ricky Tomlinson, Actor and Activist

The poll closes at 6pm on Saturday 17th December

The Campaign for Real Santas believes that only Santas with genuine, organic or knitted beards should be deputies for Santa, world famous for his organic beard, in the run up to Xmas

Campaigners have urged parents and children to vigorously tug the beards of Santas they encounter as a definitive test as to whether they are in the presence of a real Santa or not. If the Santa is not real and the beard is made of cotton wool it will come away when tugged by the child

CFRS organiser Keith Flett said, the competition for the best Real Santa is once again bristling.

Notes

HOW TO SPOT A GENUINE SANTA

Tug the beard of the Santa. If it comes away, then the Santa is FAKE

Tug the beard of the Santa again. If the Santa swears then they are genuine. If they simply repeat a ‘ho ho ho’ mantra they are FAKE

The Campaign For Real Santas says that genuine Santas must have just the right mix of bonhomie and gruffness and a real organic beard.

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