CAMPAIGN FOR REAL SANTAS
Organised by the Beard Liberation Front
Press release 26th November
Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266
CAMPAIGNERS SAY PARENTS MUST TELL CHILDREN ABOUT FAKE BEARDED SANTAS
The Campaign for Real Santas, which promotes Santas with genuine organic beards, has said that parents must be clear to their children that when confronted with a ‘Santa’ with an absurd false beard that the individual is NOT Santa
The Campaigners say that with unemployment and under employment amongst mature men over 50, there is absolutely no reason for anyone to use an assistant Santa who does not have a real beard.
At the same time the Campaign is also keen to encourage more female Santas with organic knitted beards.
Campaigners are urging parents and children to vigorously tug the beards of Santas they encounter as a definitive test as to whether they are in the presence of a real Santa or not.
CFRS organiser Keith Flett said, children expect their parents to be straight with them and that must include being upfront that Santas with fake beards are not Santas.
THREE STEPS TO SPOT A GENUINE SANTA
1 Tug the beard of the Santa. If it comes away, then the Santa is FAKE
2 Tug the beard of the Santa again. If the Santa swears then they are genuine. If they simply repeat a ‘ho ho ho’ mantra they are FAKE
3 The Campaign for Real Santas says that genuine Santas must have just the right mix of bonhomie and grumpiness and a real organic beard.
The Organic Santa of 2016 will be named on December 18th
The Campaign for Real Santas is organised by the Beard Liberation Front