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The Ambridge Socialist: Plan to send food parcel to Neil Carter

In Uncategorized on November 20, 2016 by kmflett

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Plan to send food parcel to Neil Carter

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Neil Carter does heavy manual farm work and needs to keep well stocked up on the carbs. Yet for weeks his partner Susan has had Neil on a strict diet because she is focused on getting a new family photo of the Carters taken for posterity. We think it’s time to send Neil a food parcel but the items must be carefully chosen. Ambridge Socialist Editor Keith Flett said, we’re thinking things like soup, chocolate, pork pies, crisps and perhaps some black pudding.

Additional reporting, Peter Budge

Lynda’s Xmas Production: Titchener, the Demon King/Squire or Mother Goose?

Opinion continues to be split on whether Titchener should be cast as the Demon King, the man who tries to steal the golden egg, in Lynda’s Xmas production this year. Some have suggested he should in fact play Mother Goose so he can be stuffed. Lynda has (typically) rewritten the part of Demon King to Demon Squire and claims to have cast Justin Elliott in the role. It must be suspected that he will end up delegating the role to his employee…. Titchener. Meanwhile, for the time being, Kenton has agreed to be Mother Goose.

Grundy’s single varietal cider: Borsetshire Beauty

The BBC report that the Grundy’s are upping the production of their craft cider and plan a single varietal made with Lynda Snell’s Borsetshire Beauties. Titter ye not.

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