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Campaign for Real Santas 2016: Say NO to absurd false bearded Santas

In Uncategorized on November 20, 2016 by kmflett

CAMPAIGN FOR REAL SANTAS

Organised by the Beard Liberation Front

Press release 20th November

Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

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JUST SAY ‘NO’ TO ABSURD FALSE BEARDED SANTAS

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The Campaign for Real Santas, which promotes Santas with genuine organic beards, has launched its 2016 initiative on real Santas with genuine beards by warning people to be aware of absurd false bearded Santas as the busiest pre-Christmas shopping weekends get underway.

The Campaigners say that with unemployment and under employment amongst mature men over 50, there is absolutely no reason for anyone to use an assistant Santa who does not have a real beard.

At the same time the Campaign is also keen to encourage more female Santas with organic knitted beards.

Campaigners are urging parents and children to vigorously tug the beards of Santas they encounter as a definitive test as to whether they are in the presence of a real Santa or not.

CFRS organiser Keith Flett said, there is no need at all for Santas with absurd false beards in 2016. We believe Christmas traditions demand Santas with organic beards. You won’t find false bearded Santas in the Christmas stories of Charles Dickens.

THREE STEPS TO SPOT A GENUINE SANTA

1 Tug the beard of the Santa. If it comes away, then the Santa is FAKE

2 Tug the beard of the Santa again. If the Santa swears then they are genuine. If they simply repeat a ‘ho ho ho’ mantra they are FAKE

3 The Campaign for Real Santas says that genuine Santas must have just the right mix of bonhomie and grumpiness and a real organic beard.

Notes

The Organic Santa of 2016 will be named on December 18th

The Campaign for Real Santas is organised by the Beard Liberation Front

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