Ambridge Socialist poll: Titchener- Demon Squire or Mother Goose?

In Uncategorized on November 16, 2016 by kmflett

16th November


Due to a shortage of volunteers Rob Titchener could be set to be cast in the Ambridge Christmas production of the pantomime Mother Goose. The Ambridge Socialist believes that there is one role that is entirely suitable for him, that of the Demon King, rewritten by Lynda Snell (inevitably) as the Demon Squire. The Demon attempts to persuade Mother Goose to hand over her friend Priscilla who is responsible for her good fortune- the golden eggs. A key line of the Demon is ‘I’ll add to her misery, tell her more lies’.

However Lynda claims to have cast Titchener’s boss Justin Elliott in the role of the Demon. But, and it is a big but, Lynda cannot find anyone to play Mother Goose. Could this be the role where Titchener finally gets stuffed by the residents of Ambridge?


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