The Ambridge Socialist
November 6th CONTACT KEITH FLETT 07803 167266
The real Borsetshire Echo: 65 years of class struggle in Ambridge
Mother Goose- Titchener set to be cast as the Demon King
Due to a shortage of volunteers Rob Titchener looks set to be cast in the Ambridge Christmas production of the pantomime Mother Goose. Fortunately there is one role that is entirely suitable for him, that of the Demon King. The Demon attempts to persuade Mother Goose to hand over her friend Priscilla who is responsible for her good fortune- the golden eggs. A key line of the Demon is ‘I’ll add to her misery, tell her more lies’. Ambridge Socialist Editor Keith Flett said, Titchener can steal the show, assuming he is not arrested first’
‘He’s Behind You’
Ambridge Socialist readers want Titchener arrested for murder
Ambridge Socialist readers were given a wide choice of fates for Rob Titchener including an unfortunate meeting with a combine harvester and being trampled by the Borsetshire Hunt. However nearly half backed the suggestion that the wife beater and rapist should be arrested and put on trial for the murder in 2015 of farm worker Stefan.
The Class Divide in Ambridge:
Poaching: Eddie Grundy
Foraging: Toby Fairbrother
In Other News
Rob has started his new job as Estate Manager. He has the backing of Brian Aldridge but Adam is concerned.
On the same day Rob turned up to the Bull’s Halloween party wearing a ‘Joker’ mask
Upper Class Eggs is no more and Toby is heading for Brighton.
Susan is still agonising about having her picture taken. What’s wrong with using a camera phone?