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Campaigners warn on Guy Fawkes Bonfire Night Pogonophobia

In Uncategorized on November 4, 2016 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

PRESS RELEASE           4th November

Contact Keith Flett     07803 167266

CAMPAIGNERS WARN ON GUY FAWKES BONFIRE NIGHT POGONOPHOBIA

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The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has warned of Guy Fawkes pogonophobia as bonfires around the country burn effigies of a hirsute man over the weekend.

Pogonophobia is the ancient Greek for an irrational fear or hatred of facial hair, known as beardism in modern English.

The BLF says that November 5th is the traditional highlight of the pogonophobes year as they burn an effigy of what they assume to be a dangerous radical figure with a beard, although few will openly discuss their often deep-seated concerns about beard wearers

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said the irony is that Guy Fawkes was a deeply reactionary character who, had he lived now, would almost certainly not have had a beard under any circumstances

The BLF is calling on the organisers of Guy Fawkes bonfires not to burn effigies with outlandish beards and to discourage pogonophobic remarks and behaviour.

 

 

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One Response to “Campaigners warn on Guy Fawkes Bonfire Night Pogonophobia”

  1. Reblogged this on In the Dark and commented:
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