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Philip Green voted most Scary Beard of Halloween

In Uncategorized on October 30, 2016 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

PRESS RELEASE 30th October

Contact Keith Flett      07803 167266

PHILIP GREEN VOTED MOST SCARY BEARD OF HALLOWEEN

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The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, which campaigns against irrational prejudice against the hirsute, has said that Philip Green has been voted the Beard of Halloween 2016 in a well-supported on-line poll.

He easily beat Noel Edmonds and Antony Worrall Thompson with 35% of the vote.

In 2015 Jeremy Clarkson took 50% of the vote with Roy Keane second and Lord Sugar third.

The title, awarded each year on October 31st, takes a wry look at Halloween festivities by identifying the scariest beard in the public eye. The winner is likely to win by the narrowest crack of a squeaky floorboard.

The BLF does not generally believe that beards are scary but accepts that on a dark moonless night as a beard looms through the gloom, nerves may rise a little as to what lies behind the beard.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said of course none of the beards on the shortlist were genuinely scary. But on Halloween strange things happen..

HALLOWEEN BEARD 2016 SHORTLIST

Bono

Richard Branson

Noel Edmonds

Philip Green

Roy Keane

Christopher Lee

Lord Sugar

Antony Worrall Thompson

 

 

 

 

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