Beard Liberation Front
PRESS RELEASE 29th October
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THE MOST SCARY BEARD OF HALLOWEEN: PHILIP GREEN OR NOEL EDMONDS? VOTE HERE
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, which campaigns against irrational prejudice against the hirsute, has said that the poll for the Beard of Halloween 2016 title will close at midnight on Saturday 29th October.
So far voting suggests a scary stand-off between Philip Green and Noel Edmonds
In 2015 Jeremy Clarkson took 50% of the vote with Roy Keane second and Lord Sugar third.
The title, awarded each year on October 31st, takes a wry look at Halloween festivities by identifying the scariest beard in the public eye. The winner is likely to win by the narrowest crack of a squeaky floorboard.
The BLF does not generally believe that beards are scary but accepts that on a dark moonless night as a beard looms through the gloom, nerves may rise a little as to what lies behind the beard.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said of course none of the beards on the shortlist is genuinely scary. But on Halloween strange things happen..
HALLOWEEN BEARD 2016 SHORTLIST
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