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Poll for Most Scary Beard of Halloween creaks open

In Uncategorized on October 23, 2016 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

PRESS RELEASE 23rd October

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POLL FOR MOST SCARY BEARD OF HALLOWEEN CREAKS OPEN

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The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, which  campaigns against irrational prejudice against the hirsute, has said that the poll for the Beard of Halloween 2016 title is underway.

In 2015 Jeremy Clarkson took 50% of the vote with Roy Keane second and Lord Sugar third.

The title, awarded each year on October 31st, takes a wry look at Halloween festivities by identifying the scariest beard in the public eye. The winner is likely to win by the narrowest crack of a squeaky floorboard.

The BLF does not generally believe that beards are scary but accepts that on a dark moonless night as a beard looms through the gloom, nerves may rise a little as to what lies behind the beard.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said of course none of the beards on the shortlist is genuinely scary. But come Halloween things can look a little different…

HALLOWEEN BEARD 2016 SHORTLIST

Bono

Richard Branson

Noel Edmonds

Philip Green

Roy Keane

Christopher Lee

Lord Sugar

Antony Worrall Thompson

 

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One Response to “Poll for Most Scary Beard of Halloween creaks open”

  1. Are you not perhaps being overly modest in not including yourself in the list? I imagine that if you were to leap out of the shadows and shout “Deselect” at David Lammy, you might finish him off for good.

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