Donald Trump has revealed his ‘plans’ for his first 100 days as President in the hopefully unlikely event that he is elected:
100 days seem unduly modest for Trump. Below are some ideas for his first 1,000 years:
1] Intern without trial anyone who Trump doesnt like or disagrees with.
2] Indemnify the President against all legal claims against him
3] Invade Poland
4] Expropriate Scotland for use as a golf course
5] Bomb somewhere (not too concerned about where exactly)