The Ambridge Socialist
Poll result: 11.25% back A Titchener (tastefully naked) Calendar 2017; 67.5% say aaargh
The Titchener Calendar 2017…
The Ambridge Calendar 2016 consists of a series of tastefully posed leading ladies of the village naked but prudently covered in key zones (mostly).
On social media Rob Titchener has promised a 2017 Calendar.
We asked if Titchener should be tastefully naked in the Calendar? The poll outcome is clear. 67.5% think Titchener needs to cover up, possibly up to and including with a paperbag over his head.
A hardcore 11.25% did back Titchener naked, perhaps on the basis that as Bob Dylan wrote even the President of the United States must sometimes have to stand naked.
More significantly 21.25% had constructive suggestions for what the pictures, month by month, in a Titchener Calendar might be. Some of these are listed below
Ambridge Socialist Editor Keith Flett said, the message to Titchener seems clear. A tastefully naked 2017 Calendar will not improve his standing in Ambridge. Then again, what could?
Suggestions for the Titchener Calendar
Making custard with a strategically placed apron
Riding to hounds, hat placed over a certain area
Striding to the wicket with his helmet carefully placed
In the Farm Shop a string of Tom’s sausages suggestively but strategically dangling
After the threshing machine ‘accident’
In prison uniform