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The Ambridge Socialist: Titchener, should he stay or should he go?

In Uncategorized on September 25, 2016 by kmflett

The Ambridge Socialist

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Titchener: I’m not going anywhere. Is he right?

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Usha has given Rob Titchener two months notice to quit Blossom Hill Cottage. Her partner, Vicar Alan, wheeled out a few Biblically based thoughts on the subjects of cheeks and neighbours but Usha has rightly pointed out that Titchener’s departure from Ambridge would improve village cohesion.

Titchener has vowed to stay in Ambridge so he can lurk in the vicinity of ‘Gideon’ and Henry.

Opposition is expected if Titchener attempts to move to nearby villages but there is an obvious place for him: Albert Square, London E20. In Walford his various transgressions would hardly be worthy of comment.

The Ambridge Socialist poll

Ian and Adam

Meanwhile Adam has moved out and into the Bull after the revelation at Titchener’s trial that he had liaisons with others. However- a significant plus- he has been included in Bert’s pub quiz team. He may well review the decision to move out on this basis..

Should Helen make a complaint?

Borsetshire Police have asked Helen is she wants to make a complaint against Titchener. The Ambridge Socialist view is that legal remedies have their limitations

Ambridge dialogue of the week

Joe Grundy ‘we’re calling it the cider club’

Oliver Sterling ‘ah like the golf club?’

Joe Grundy ‘I hope not’

In other news

Josh has plans to grow mushrooms. David is in the dark

It’s the Flower & Produce Show. Joe is not entering this year

 

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