The Ambridge Socialist: As Helen’s Trial is set to start, what are the alleged crimes of Titchener?

In Uncategorized on August 31, 2016 by kmflett

The Ambridge Socialist

1st September

Contact: Keith Flett 07803 167266

As Helen’s Trial is set to start, what are the alleged crimes of Titchener?


Rob Titchener has been a looming presence in Ambridge for a while now and not all of his ‘alleged’ crimes may come easily to mind. As Helen Archer’s trial is set to start the Ambridge Socialist believes it is time for a reminder of the crimes of Rob Titchener that we know about:

Culvert:  we do know for sure that Titchener, possibly with former farm worker Stefan, blocked culverts on Berrow Farm where he was dairy manager to prevent flooding. A flood did occur in early 2015 and the water was diverted to Ambridge instead.

Stefan: shortly after the flood Stefan disappeared. Titchener claimed he had had a family crisis and was not contactable. The belief is that Titchener either threatened Stefan with bodily harm or simply murdered him

Scruff: Lynda Snell’s dog Scruff disappeared in the flood, later to, apparently, re-appear and then die. It is thought Titchener murdered Scruff

Freda Fry: Freda sadly died in the flood for which Titchener is indirectly responsible

Berrow Farm Accounts: Titchener resigned as dairy manager after general manager Charlie Thomas tried to discuss irregularities in the accounts with him. The belief is that Titchener was fiddling the books.

Farm Shop: Titchener is believed to have mismanaged the Farm Shop and possibly siphoned money out of the business into his own pocket

Gaslighting: the most well-known of Titchener’s alleged crimes, and perhaps the most serious (if we accept that he did not murder Stefan) involved psychological bullying, occasional physical violence and at least one marital rape to his partner Helen Archer

Ambridge Socialist Editor Keith Flett said, Helen Titchener may be on trial but we believe guilt lies elsewhere and as we often say in Editorial Board meetings: no justice, no peace.

Given the above we ask: is Rob Titchener Innocent OK?


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