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Hirsute renew call for boycott of beardless Harry Potter

In Uncategorized on July 30, 2016 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

PRESS RELEASE 30th July

Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

HIRSUTE RENEW CALL FOR BOYCOTT OF BEARDLESS HARRY POTTER

Merlin-Sam-Neill

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has renewed its call to supporters to boycott final Harry Potter as a new play script, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child is published.

The campaigners say that it is absurd that Harry Potter, by now a veteran Ministry of Magic employee, remains clean shaven.

The BLF says that while it may have been believable that the young Potter was unable to grow a beard, he is now well into adulthood and should have the facial hair that traditionally goes with the calling of a Wizard.

BLF organiser Keith Flett said, the fact that in the new play Harry Potter remains clean shaven is just beardist prejudice. It is widely accepted that wizards, gravitas and beards go together.

The campaigners say that while they accept that both the West End play and play script are hugely popular the purpose of announcing a further boycott is to underline that it is not something the hirsute should feel obliged to support.

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