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‘Unacceptable face of capitalism’ Sir Philip Green barred from Beard Awards for 5 years

In Uncategorized on July 25, 2016 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front
Media release
25th July
Contact Keith Flett 07803 162766

‘Unacceptable face of capitalism’ Sir Philp Green barred from Beard Awards for 5 years

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The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that following a House of Commons report where former BHS owner Sir Philip Green was labelled the ‘unacceptable face of capitalism’, he has been barred from consideration for all Beard Awards until 2021.

The BLF which runs the annual Beard of the Year Award, says that while Sir Philip has recently been sporting what some might call a designer beard, the only real impact has been to bring the hirsute into disrepute

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, one of the main reasons for our existence is to promote a positive image of the hirsute in public life. Sir Philip Green has managed precisely the opposite. By his conduct he is helping to promote pogonophobia

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One Response to “‘Unacceptable face of capitalism’ Sir Philip Green barred from Beard Awards for 5 years”

  1. Castration is the only way to prevent the likes of Green, Paxman and Stephen Pubic-Louse bringing beards into disrepute.

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