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Beard Liberation Front Guide to Beard Waggling

In Uncategorized on July 8, 2016 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front guide to beard waggling

1] Ensure the beard is supple. This may be done by moistening it slightly with water or, if preferred, cask beer, craft beer or cider

2] Choose a suitable space to waggle, preferably in the sun rather than the shade

3] Move the beard vigorously from side to side and then up and down while otherwise standing still. Repeat several times

4] While waggling the traditional chant is, Hail the Beard

5] Alternatively beard wagglers may simply intone Om, Om, Om

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