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Campaigners say Paul Flynn is first ever Shadow Welsh Secretary with a Beard

In Uncategorized on July 3, 2016 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front
Media release 3rd July
Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

Campaigners say Paul Flynn is first ever Shadow Welsh Secretary with a Beard

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The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, welcomed the news that veteran Newport West MP Paul Flynn has been appointed today as Shadow Welsh Secretary.

Flynn is the first ever man with a beard to fulfil the Shadow role while current Tory leadership contender Stephen Crabb was the first ever hirsute Welsh Secretary.

While Jim Griffiths was the first Welsh Secretary in Harold Wilson’s 1964 Labour Government* the official Shadow post seems to have only appeared in 1975 when Mrs Thatcher became Tory leader. Then Nicholas Edwards (Lord Crickhowell) took the role.

The two MPs have argued about beard related matters with Flynn describing Crabb in a Commons debate as having ‘a pathetic starter beard’.

Paul Flynn is a frequent contender for the Beard Liberation Front’s Beard of Wales title on St David’s Day though he has yet to win it. The current holder is Wales and Crystal Palace footballer Joe Ledley.

A poll this week has found that 62% of men in Cardiff now wear beards so Flynn is fully in tune with the hipster zeitgeist at 81.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, Paul Flynn is one of the longest serving and most distinguished hirsute Parliamentarians. We welcome his appointment as Shadow Welsh Secretary and hope his beard power can promote Welsh interests

*thanks to David Cornock

Beard Week 2016
Mon 27th June: Hirsute Personality 2016 announced: the hirsute person who has made the positive impact in public life during the year. Winner, Jeremy Corbyn MP
Tues 28th June: Beard Friendly Sandwich 2014 announced: the sandwich where the mayo & salad doesn’t get caught in the beard. Avocado on Rye
Wed 29th June: Hirsute Broadcaster 2016 announced: will there be a TV reporter this year? James O’Brien (special mention Jonathan Agnew)
Thurs 30th June Pogonophobe of the Year announced. Jeremy Clarkson
Fri 1st July: Beard Friendly Employer 2016 announced: are there more than ever to choose from? Beavertown Brewery
Sat 2nd July: Beard of Summer 2016 announced. The third of the four quarterly seasonal Awards leading up to Beard of the Year in December. Joe Ledley

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