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Jeremy Clarkson beats Nigel Farage & Katie Hopkins for Pogonophobe of the Year Award

In Uncategorized on June 30, 2016 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

Press release 30th June contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

Jeremy Clarkson beats Nigel Farage & Katie Hopkins for Pogonophobe of the Year Award

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The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has that former Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson has been named Pogonophobe of the Year as part of National Beard Week.

Other contenders included Katie Hopkins and Nigel Farage.

Clarkson wrote in his Sun column in October 2015 that people with beards should be arrested. Unfortunately he had neglected to recall that he himself had earlier been photographed wearing a beard

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, if we did psychology we might say that Jeremy Clarkson was a hirsute self-hater. As it is we’ll leave it at naming him Pogonophobe of the Year

Beard Week 2016

Mon 27 June: Hirsute Personality 2016 announced: the hirsute person who has made the positive impact in public life during the year. Winner, Jeremy Corbyn MP

Tues 28 June: Beard Friendly Sandwich 2016 announced: the sandwich where the mayo & salad doesn’t get caught in the beard Winner, avocado on rye

Wed 29th June: Hirsute Broadcaster 2016 announced: will there be a TV news reporter this year for the first time? Winner, James O’Brien. Special mention Jonathan Agnew

Thurs 30th June: Pogonophobe of the Year: we name the biggest beard hater of the year. Winner, Jeremy Clarkson

Fri 1st July: Beard Friendly Employer 2016 announced: are there more than ever to choose from?

Sat 2nd July: Beard of Summer 2016 announced. The third of the four quarterly seasonal Awards leading up to Beard of the Year in December

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