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Corbyn shaves it as poll shows 64% think Europe can be beard friendly

In Uncategorized on June 21, 2016 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

21st June

Contact Keith Flett     07803 167266

CORBYN SHAVES IT AS POLL SHOWS 64% THINK EUROPE CAN BE BEARD FRIENDLY

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The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that Labour Leader Jeremy Corbyn, six times winner of the Parliamentary Beard of the Year Award, has shaved a poll of its supporters in support of a Beard Friendly Europe.

The campaigners say that many beard wearers have been concerned that the EU is all about ‘haircuts’ and fear that in due course European Law could mean compulsory shaving

However faced with the ever clean shaven Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson, Jeremy Corbyn’s support for ‘remain’ has swung the BLF poll. 64% agreed that Europe can be beard friendly and a further 27% thought it could be with real reform. By contrast just 9% felt it was not beard friendly.

A Beard Friendly Europe will include:

More hirsute politicians in the national and the European Parliament

No ‘haircuts’

A luxury tax across the EU on shaving products

The appointment of an EU Commissioner to rule on beard related issues in member States

No EU assistance for the shaving industry

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, We don’t advise our supporters how to vote but the poll is clear. While Europe has a way to go to be beard friendly the clean shaven future of Brexit is not for the hirsute

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