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Campaigners say Boris Johnson must Brexit from dyeing his hair & grow a beard

In Uncategorized on June 14, 2016 by kmflett

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Beard Liberation Front

Press release June 14th

Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

 

Campaigners say Boris must Brexit dyeing his hair & grow a beard

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has called on Boris Johnson to Brexit from dyeing his hair blond, as Sunday Times journalist Tim Shipman has reported him as doing, and grow a beard instead.

The campaigners say that if Mr Johnson is serious about Brexit he must show that Britain out of the EU would be as beard friendly as Britain in the EU.

President of the European Parliament Martin Schulz is a high profile beard wearer but the Brexit campaign consists almost exclusively of clean shaven men.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett, beards usually add gravitas though that could be doubtful in Boris Johnson’s case but he needs to re-focus the obsession with his hirsuteness into growing a Brexit beard.

Notes

The winner of Hirsute Personality 2016 is announced at the start of the annual National Beard Week on 27th June

Hirsute Personality 2016 shortlist

Jonny Bairstow, England cricketer

Ben Bellamy, Belper Councillor

Brian Blessed, actor

Frankie Boyle. commentator

Jeremy Corbyn, Leader of Labour Party

Keri Davies. The Archers, scriptwriter

Jurgen Klopp, Liverpool FC manager

Gary Lineker, Football commentator

Michael Rosen, broadcaster

Philip Wilton, cheesemaker

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