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Hirsute call on Corbyn to speak out on Beard Friendly Europe

In Uncategorized on June 7, 2016 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

 

8th June

Contact Keith Flett      07803 167266

HIRSUTE CALL ON CORBYN TO SPEAK OUT ON BEARD FRIENDLY EUROPE

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The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that Labour Leader Jeremy Corbyn, six times winner of the Parliamentary Beard of the Year Award, must speak out on a Beard Friendly Europe.

The campaigners say that many beard wearers are concerned that the EU is all about ‘haircuts’ and fear that in due course European Law could mean compulsory shaving

The BLF has launched a campaign for a Beard Friendly Europe ahead of the Referendum on Europe on 23rd June.

A Beard Friendly Europe will include:

More hirsute politicians in the national and the European Parliament

No ‘haircuts’

A luxury tax across the EU on shaving products

The appointment of an EU Commissioner to rule on beard related issues in member States

No EU assistance for the shaving industry

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, it’s time for Jeremy Corbyn to speak out and reassure the hirsute that a reformed EU will be beard friendly. The hirsute vote could be vital on June 23rd particularly if the vote comes down to splitting hairs

Notes

National Beard Week starts on Monday June 27th with the announcement of the hirsute personality of 2016

 

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