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The Ambridge Socialist: Man in shower scene dies, long live shower scenes

In Uncategorized on June 5, 2016 by kmflett

The Ambridge Socialist 5th June

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Alan Devereux (Sid Perks) has sadly died at 75

Who should feature in a 2016 Ambridge Shower scene (this week, men)

After Titchener’s indisposition Ambridge cricket club set to recruit new star player

Rob Titchener was indisposed and unable to cheat his way to victory at this year’s Ambridge single wicket competition. Victory went instead to Jonny Phillips, a rising star of the team.

Titchener had inserted himself as MC and tried to claim credit for Jonny’s victory, as he had coached him in the nets in 2015. Jonny by contrast gave thanks in his victory speech to Tom Archer.

However, be that it as it may, as Kenton Archer noted, the Ambridge team is short of players and a new man may be on the way: Boris Johnson.

Johnson was pictured displaying his rudimentary bowling skills on Monday but there is no doubt that he will bring star quality to the Ambridge team and is expected to be available full time from late June.

Man in shower scene dies

The Ambridge Socialist regrets to report that Alan Devereux who played all round bigot and landlord of the Bull for many years has died aged 75.

He was most well-known for a shower scene with Jolene in November 2000 which arguably set the tone for the Archers in a new century

The Guardian obituary is here:

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2016/jun/02/alan-devereux-obituary

In other news

After achieving his 10,000th Test run England captain Alastair Cook who has a farming background is believed to be considering a one-off guest appearance for Ambridge Cricket Club

Eddie has made a mess of re-plastering a wall

 

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